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vintagegal:

Elvis Presley outside Jim’s barber shop in Memphis, 1956

I think your 20s are the hardest part of life. I mean, everyone goes on about how hard it is to be a teenager, but actually I think it’s tougher to be in your 20s because you’re expected to be a grownup and expected to earn your own living and be successful and I think you feel like a kid still.
Nigel Cole

(via haeface)

YES. FINALLY.

fuckyeahlaughters:

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

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nickkindaegg:


Had to be done - best picture I have ever seen!

nickkindaegg:

Had to be done - best picture I have ever seen!

otterly-sherlocked:

Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead

otterly-sherlocked:

Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

  • teen wolf:

    come to me

  • me:

    no stop i have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever

  • teen wolf:

    you cannot avoid me forever i am constantly on your dash and inside your soul

  • me:

    no please i really don't want to watch you werewolves are dumb and there is literally no reason for me to watch a high school drama when i'm 2 years into college

  • teen wolf:

    look inside yourself you know you want to know

  • me:

    i just want to know what the big deal is i don't--

  • teen wolf:

    netflix is only one click away

  • me:

    no please i really really really don't want to watch--

  • teen wolf:

    open a new tab

  • me:

    no stop--

  • teen wolf:

    and expand your mind

  • me:

    i--

Its not called being whipped fellas, it’s called respecting your girl.

thedarksideofgruff:

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

Or if it’s the other way round, it’s called been possessive gents

breakinq:

my blog will make you smile ♡

breakinq:

my blog will make you smile ♡

vici-0us:

h3ntaiprinc3ss:

I want you to
slowly crawl between
my legs
and then
speak your tongue into
me until
all of the
neighbors know your name

Well